Bohemian Mind
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Of Legends
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A journey by local
Sunday, May 1, 2011
Khushiyon Ki Home Delivery

I never knew that happiness can be so easily bought, so easily available, over the counter thingy!
-If you are hungry: order a pizza and it'll be “khusiyon ki home delivery”
-Go buy a packet of Good Day to bring “khushiyon ke ghar me khushiyaan”
-Drink a cuppa bru coffee because "Bru se hoti hain khushiyaan shuru"
-Even if its mosquito bite, buy a refill of Good Knight and "push karo khush raho"
My sincere thanks to all the marketers for overwhelming my life with so much of khushiyaan, I feel thrilled and humbled at the same time. Actually, I am now planning to do away with mediocre things like, my mother's recepie of 'bharwan karela', the mosquito net my father gave me, when i first left home (I had still preserved it!).
It takes effort and patience to prepare bharwan karela, but when the same amount of happiness can be home delivered by a pizza of 200 Rs, to koi ye kyon le, wo na le!! After all, I am an up market, high disposable income brat (at least I am led to believe so), I can spare with few thousand bucks on things which bring me happiness.
I am also planning to send few of these goodies back home to my parents, poor them, they never had such an easy affordability of happiness, back in their youth!
I would go one step ahead; I think these goodies can be the panache to the depression, hopelessness ridden third world nations, including India. These biscuit, pizza and coffee should be made part of public distribution system.
After all it’s the government’s responsibility to take care of its people, to give them hope, so that they continue have faith in government than Anna Hazare
Isn't it a novel idea, you send a cargo of Good Day to Japan, and people forget their miseries, distribute Dominos in conflict zones in Africa and people learn to live in peace. Drop bags of Sanitary Napkins in Taliban so that women can "Have a happy period", if not more...
And guess what’s next….”Khshiyon ki chabbi!”
Have a happy reading :)
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Arz kiya hai...
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Uncle and his Dog

II was born in a small city, and my dad built a house near to that of our other relatives. So I had a good of company of cousins to play with. Every day after coming back from school, I would throw away my books and shoes and will run to play. We played all sorts of games, some learnt in school and some of them just invented. The best days were summer holidays for which we would desperately wait our exams to finish. It was the time to savour the half cooked pickles and to play with the seeds of tamarind. But along with this boon also came a bane and while I reflect back on my childhood, I cannot help but tell you about him.
We had an elderly uncle who lived not very far. He used to visit us once or twice a week. And those were the days of nightmare. All the children, not only my cousins but even in the locality will hide out lest he or she could be caught prey. But our uncle was even smarter; he never followed a set routine and believed in giving surprise visits. Once in a house, he would blatantly summon the children in the house. He would then sit there for the rest of the day, interviewing them for hours, asking all the unnecessary questions and giving free suggestions (I bet, facing a job interview is lot easier!). Some of the children would fall ill after that. It was a sort of gas chamber for us. I believe he drew some kind of sadistic pleasure from it. After he left, kids would pray to god to save them from this torture.
My uncle liked keeping pets, and used to have a white little fur dog whose face incidentally resembled his own. He kept it unkempt and unwashed, tied alone in a bleak corner of his garage. Poor dog, we used to think! But as it is said, ‘every dog has his day’, one night, when it was raining outside and it was dark as hell; it bit his master. That week, uncle didn’t come. Viola! we thought, the goliath got his due. After this incident his visits became irregular, his appearance increasingly matching his dog. He would not take bath for days and would chase the cats. In the family gatherings, he would bark at anyone and everyone. Some people attributed it to his senility. Interestingly, he was not even aware that his dog has got better of his persona. He now self appointed himself as a janitor of families. Now the curse of the children was shared by all, as no one had the nerve to do anything about it. The days simply passed by and his infirmity only increased.
One fine morning, when he was surrounded by street dogs, the dog catchers got hold of him and sent him to some remote place. After that we never heard of him.
Friday, October 2, 2009
Blindfolded

Like a lonely bird waiting for the dawn
Darkness and silence hunting me down
I wandered aimlessly in a sea of clown
Someone stroked me and made my day
The not so dear ones pushed me away
In the midst of all I tried to find a way
Had the feelings of pleasure and pain
Suddenly I realized that all this in vain
And this revelation calmed down my mind
Coz whoever I stumbled on, was also blind
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Vastu: The Co(s)mic Science
Last year my cousin was planning to purchase a house in Hyderabad. The house was being constructed in a very posh locality, near Hi tech city. Hi tech city boasts large number of IT firms, second only to Bangalore. As expected, people who where purchasing homes in that locality were highly educated elite class, holding excellent positions in the technology firms.
But a strange incident happened during the construction phase (which is why I am writing this blog). My cousin, being an architect, tried to tweak the design of the house, to improve the structure and convenience. But to his surprise, the labourers refused to follow his instructions! Shocked, he approached the building contractor, who advised not to go ahead with his changes as this will violate the ‘vastu’ of the building!
The ‘vastu’ specifies the distribution of rooms in building in accordance to directions (like bathroom should be in east), size alignment etc. For example, it specifies that if the room’s dimension is 15 feet, a death will occur in resident’s family! Later on enquiring he found that almost all the houses in Hyderabad: bungalow or hut is now made according to vastu, even at the cost of discomfort of the people living inside, for the rest of their lives, or at the cost of disfiguring the interiors. House, if any, which is not built according to vastu, is sold at a discount, to charge the penalty of non-conformance!
The interesting thing to note is that ‘vastu’ is a concept re-introduced in recent decades. It is marketed as a ‘restoration of tradition in modern society’. The vastu gurus were able to revive their fortunes with this gimmick. The VPs and the illiterates alike, religiously follow the herd because nobody wants to die early!!
Friday, July 24, 2009
The Salvation Army
But with the passage of time things have changed, not particularly in the villagers favour. The forests have shrunk to one fourth of its size, thanks to the illegal cutting of wood. Whatever is left is now occupied by Naxals. The rivulet water has also turned grey with the setting up of an upstream cement industry, he can’t use its water for irrigation anymore. All the above incidents has pushed him and his family to the brink of starving. People of Potka, men and women alike, have migrated to areas of Delhi, Punjab and even Kerala as contract labourers. But somehow Mangu cannot deal with the idea of leaving his ancestral land and moving somewhere else. His uncle tells that their forefathers’ spirit resides in the village.
After a long wait, his patience bore fruit. He knew that the spirits are there to help him in this troubled times, in whatever form. The missionaries from Ranchi have arrived in the Potka. They are offering 2 kilos of rice, free clothes and 500 Rs for converting each person to Christianity. He got this news from his brother, who is already a Christian now. After an initial resistance, his wife has also agreed to change her religion. With two of their children and one sister, its five of them to convert. They can now have enough money and food to survive for one year, may be more. It would have been better, if I had more kids, Mangu thinks. Meanwhile his sister is considering becoming a nun, the father (Priest) has told her that she should join the missionaries, with free food and lodging, what else she may ask for! Truly they are the messengers of God that have arrived in the village.
Almost half of the adivasis of the Potka are now converted Christian. A church is being built in the village. The ignorant villagers are being taught about the life of Jesus, his miracles and rebirth. They are also taught about Bible. Mangu doesn’t seem to draw much sense out of it. His children however love the cake that the priest distributes after the Sunday Mass.
Far off in the city of Ranchi, things move at a faster pace. The elections results are declared; NDA has got a majority and is forming a government. However Mangu is unaware of these happenings and his immediate concern is survival of his family. A year has passed since their conversion and they are now running out of ration.
But truly the spirits have mysterious ways of helping him. A group of activists from VHP and Bajrang-dal have arrived in the Potka. They are offering free dhotis and 1000Rs for reconversion of Christen adivasis. Mangu again wishes that he had more children!
(All the names/characters are fictitious but their resemblance to any living human being/situation is purposeful)
Note:
The budget of church to operate global Christianity, runs around 150 billion dollars!!! It has a quarter million foreign missionaries, over 400 institutions to train them. In India, during the last 30 years the Catholic population has increased by nine folds. In three out of the seven Sister States, Christians now constitute the majority - Mizoram 85 per cent, Nagaland 82 per cent, Meghalaya 55 per cent.
(Source of data: www.hindu.com)
Friday, July 17, 2009
The Consumed Lord

Let me begin by asking a simple question: Why do we visit temples? To remember god, to ask for forgiveness or to clear our conscience. Whatever be the answer to above question, the rituals we perform remains more or less the same. It begins with a ‘thali’ with offering of sweets and ends with giving dakshina to the pundit/brahman.
The value of offering improves along with the grandeur of temple. You may not be offering the same local halwa or 10Rs note when you go to Tirupati, isn’t it? After all we travel this far not to offend the lord. But one may not be consciously aware that there lies a great business in it, behind the scenes, of a mammoth proportion!
The turnover at Tirupati Balaji easily crosses a whopping INR 500 Crores each year. Following are the approx. figures:
The temple also has 5 tonne gold reserve! (Note that this is only the reported figure).
All this money doesn’t come that easily; everybody has to work hard, including lord himself. And god has his own ways of rewarding his pupils. If you are willing to sacrifice more from your wallet (say around 10,000 Rs), then you can get into VIP line, where you don’t have to wait much, you get a chance to get close to your almighty and also get more time for the darshana… see how generous the god is!
There are other lucrative schemes also:
-Pay Rs 1 lakh and get a chance for darshan for 2 days a year for 20 years for six people
-Pay Rs 50,000 and get a chance for darshan for 2 days a year for 10 years for six people
The lesser mortals who are unwilling to part with their money (for whatever reasons) get to wait for as long as 12 hrs, the darshana lasts for meagre 2 seconds…as you sow so you reap, rightly said!!!
The temple administration (TTD) has devised novel ways to improve the reach of the lord; the sinned souls can now donate the money online through their Citibank credit cards, get rid of the sin and sleep in peace.
The god himself works from 3am in the morning till 1 am (22 hrs, and he gets no holiday!), the doors of temple are closed for pilgrimage only for two hours (and we cry foul of our long working hours!), during which god sleeps in velvet mattress, suspended by gold chain. Of course the pilgrims outside sleep under the open sky, on the floor...because pain purifies their soul!
May the god keep bestowing his kindness and forgiveness to us poor humans, may his temple stand erect till eternity, relieving us from the burden of felony, but wait…in which temple should I pray for it?
(Sources of data: www.hindu.com, www.tirumala.org )
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Don't Compare...
Since the evolution man has tried his best to understand the nature around him, to make sense out of everything. Comparing things with one another formed an easy way to comprehend the matter. But we as Indians seem to far more specialize in it. Comparing forms an essential activity of our daily life, so much so that it forms an axle around which our life revolves.
The educational system in India has a great contribution in it; we take a sense of pride in ranks. Children get ranks in schools; parents push their children to get good rank, because good grades are not enough. Newspapers publish rankers in state and national exams each year; how many of them later become successful in life is a different matter! But the best part is that the schools and educational institutions are now themselves being ranked against one another. The devil has started eating itself!!
Ranking or comparing is not bad in itself. It becomes grave when we start comparing what we should not. We compare ourselves with our friends and peers; we compare our salary, our work and designation, our house and car and we don’t even spare our spouse and children. This is when misery arrives.
Each one of us, each of the things around us is different and special in its own way, comparing reduces the importance and uniqueness of it; it kills the spirit of matter.